Not sure why, but I felt compelled to research some wrestlers/boxers during class this morning. One thing lead to another, and I found the treasure trove that is Mike Tyson's wisdom. Holy moly, that man is nuts.
And it's awesome.
Here are some gems:
"I don't want to be a tycoon. I just want to conquer people and their souls."
"I'm not Mother Teresa, but I'm not Charles Manson, either."
"He called me a 'rapist' and a 'recluse.' I'm not a recluse."
"I probably have a 20,000-word vocabulary. I'll match my wits with anyone on literature, science and the arts."
"I want to rip out his heart and feed it to him. I want to kill people. I want to rip their stomachs out and eat their children."
“I could sell out Madison Square Garden masturbating.”
Aaaaaaand my personal favorite:
"I don't understand why people would want to get rid of pigeons. They don't bother no one."
Dude goes hard.
To be fair, Tyson seems to have mellowed over the years. ("I ain't the same person I was when I bit that guy's ear off.") But good googly moogly.
Women, men, children, journalists, mirrors, Jesus, Russia, and ears, beware...
Pigeons, you're cool.
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