Just Let It Happen, Yo.

Hey again.

So...a lot of funny things get under our skin. These trivial, silly things, but people can reeeeeeally go to the mat over their little annoyances. Don't get me wrong, I have a long list of nonsensical pet peeves myself... But today isn't about that. Today is for you, Things I Find Acceptable. This list is in your honor.

9 Things I Don't Hate (But That You Just Might):

1) The Word "Moist" - So, somewhere along the way, "moist" gathered an impressively large entourage of haters. Passionate haters. Now, I've never found the word "gross" or "icky" or unpleasantly "pornographic." It just makes me think of cake. And moss. And right after it rains. You know, nice things. Leave moist alone.

2) Uncomfortably Personal Conversations With Strangers - Too good.

3) Buying Condoms - All the better if the cashier gives you some knowing eyebrows as they tell you to "have a nice night." Thank you. I SHALL.

4) Loud Shades of Orange - Okay, maybe I'll never truly like this color, but I have to respect the power of a shade that feels like it's assaulting all of my senses at once... I guess this one's more of a surrender than a declaration of not-hate.

5) Having Braces - Well. Had. Man, those things were cool! You got to pick the colors, and stick magnets to your face, and look like a damn robot. Plus, you got straight teeth out of the deal. Braces own.

6) Halloween Sluts - (As long as they don't complain about being cold or try to deny the majestic sluttery of their costume.) Just let it happen, yo.

7) Puberty - Honestly... It just wasn't that bad. I mean, I lived and everything.

8) Scars - They are nowhere near a flaw. They are stories, they are badass, and they are beautiful. Wear them with pride.

Oh... and:

9) Nicholas Cage - There. I said it.

Feel the love. 

Or, you know. 

Close enough.